This is to share some of the funny stuff I come up with good for everyone…
Take your time between jokes so you get it and finish your laugh before you read another joke. They’re better that way.
Each joke is numbered:
1. If I wanted what your selling, I’d buy from you…
2. A guy walks into the gardening department by the big new plastic trash cans. He picks one up and pulls it over his head … A big hat
Note on #2: You laugh for 2 mins 46 seconds once you start laughing. You can time it when you tell it with others. Afterward, I know you and they want no more jokes for a week. Enjoy!
More later
3. Imagine someone trying to break into your computer files using a crowbar…
4. Prince Charming kisses Sleeping Beauty and turns into a frog… (I copywrote this…)
5. Tell yourself a joke!…
6. The wrong side of the edge of the road…
7. Wanna eat some soylent green… (I hope the owners don’t mind this one, it’s from an old movie!…)
8. 10 guys cannot talk on a party line (to their own)… (takes explaining, in olden days several homes, apartments would share a phone, they had extensions and a cheap bill…)
9. Sleep driving (some medication has this side effect…sounds safe to sell…)
10. If we cut up a loser into little pieces, everyone in the world would get less than a pinhead…
11. Jump on someone from 10 stories up…
12. It’s the Price Is Right Game Show… The prize is a trip… They give you $300 … You say where do you go? … The answer is anywhere you want!
13. The dude is smar… get it?!
14. A guy is wearing a hat… He takes it off and he has no head that was in the hat…
15. Slapping iron … (a western quickdraw gunfight in the street at high noon…)
16. Two guys are racing, winner gets the other guy’s car and one car wrecks …
17. Podiatry
18. Phrenology … (the study of the bumps on your head, so help me! …)
19. Go away, I’m not home …
New joke,
20. A brain with spinal cord is visible in a office wastebasket with cartoon bubbles showing thinking, “The other guy got my body …” …
21. Click About in the margin right! …
22. Chocolate covered eggs …
23. Someone a mystery lost in an enigma …
24. Here today and gone with your money!!!…
25. Someone whose momma found them at the store …
26. A tight itty bitty hat …
27. You could eat nothing but eggs for 5 years before they killed you …
28. Do you flip your mattress for the cool side ?!? …
29. A bill in Congress that has no support has no Ayes, so it’s a blind bill … possibly an old joke …
Added 6-29-2010
30. Reverse progress …
31. Glad to see you go …
32. You don’t want to, you don’t have to. You’re fired. …
33. Sort of a play joke … You’re hired, you’re fired, you’re hired, you’re fired … Remember #32 above …
34. I’m getting rich. Where’s the money?!?
That’s all for now, sorry, pass it around. There’s an RSS click below. You can click it and set up receiving the current version of the page when it has more jokes. Maybe check and delete the old pages over time …
Here we are at Sover N1′s Family Jokes …
On the serious side, though, I have a blogsite http://sovern1.wordpress.com where I have blogs 1 Success 2 Pricing, Recession and Inflation about getting cheap, 3 Medical Questions worth looking at , 4 Getting a good job 5 Just stay in college and still get an A avg. and good future prospects, look … and others to help Cheap Pricing.
Go to http://sovern1.wordpress.com and check it out!…
Enjoy and come back and see any new jokes I put in! Sorry its slow …
Sover N1
James S Silveria 4506 Ukali St Honolulu HI 96818 Email at sover89@yahoo.com and campaign for good pricing, let’s get some money to through money at getting us some money …
